Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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