I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
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