after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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