in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
apparently the secret to your success is patron
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
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