the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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