happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
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I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
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One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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