My room smells like vodka and shame
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
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They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
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I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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