I have demons in me.
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
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i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
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Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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