Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
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someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
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The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
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