I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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