I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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