Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
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My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
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She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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