can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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