remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
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