you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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