Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
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I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
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It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
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