so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
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It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
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I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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