She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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