his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
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