you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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