i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
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He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
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I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
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