All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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