The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
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There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
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Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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