Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
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