They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
Come see our sink grown plant.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
Randomize
