Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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