Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
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I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
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Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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