I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
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The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
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What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
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