I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
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