Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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