Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
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But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
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LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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