Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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