When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
Randomize
