plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
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