Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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