discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
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