I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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