im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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