We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
wanna go halves on a baby?
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
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And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
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I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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