i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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