I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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