Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
i already hear my dad disowning me
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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