A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
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fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
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I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize