i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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