Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
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The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
You dont lie about slip and slides
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
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Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
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