i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
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There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
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I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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