I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
I lost the right to judge tonight
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
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