did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
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What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
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I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
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