Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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