Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
We are all done wearing pants today
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
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