Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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