I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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