doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
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I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
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All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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