My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
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No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
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It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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