I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
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