Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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