i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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